Forgot to share.. When I went to the pharmacy, all deformed and bent over because of my throbbing back, the woman at the counter placed a little tube on the counter next to the meds and said, "Here, this is free."
I figured (without looking at it) that she was being nice and giving me something extra for the pain because she felt sorry for me. I looked at her and asked if I should just rub it all over my back.
She grimaced in disgust and explained that it was a free toothpaste sample. Something that would have been obvious if I had actually looked at the tube which clearly had the Spanish phrase for "toothpaste" right on the front. Niiiiiiiiccceeeeeee.........
Here's a pic of the toothpaste I would have been smearing all over my back if I hadn't asked that question:
